i put my headphones into the microphone jack by accident and i was like “oops wrong hole” and i laughed for 78 minutes
do twin boys have the same penis size?
Tumblr in deep thought.
Things I never thought about about until I join tumblr #1658
cole sprouse has a tumblr lets ask him
good idea
(Source: awklicious)
My roommates currently having shower sex while I sit in bed playing with my cat.
double standards disgust me. when a guy sleeps with a ton of women he’s a stud but when a girl sleeps with a ton of women she’s a lesbian
That was not the way I expected that sentence to end.
(Source: iiiisabelle)
being sad while on tumblr is difficult because funny shit pops up on your dash and you laugh and you’re like “no do not interrupt my sadness with your funny gifs stop that”
oh my god, dying.
Easily one of the funniest things I’ve seen in my life. :P
(Source: unabating)
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you.
(via catharinethegreat)
(Source: thelenaubr)
Today marks the first International Day of Happiness! What are you doing to bring happiness into your life and in the lives of others? Tell us and spread some cheer!
I’m tired of being this sad all the time. and I can’t shake it out of me.
I have such a problem with secondhand embarrassment that if I’m watching something and a character does something that I find even the littlest bit embarrassing I have to either mute the TV or plug my ears and avert my eyes. It makes me really anxious.
