mcsingle: i put my headphones into the microphone jack by accident and i was like “oops wrong hole” and i laughed for 78 minutes
allisons-y: properlyyours: aaaaa42: yinx1: chevapravatdumrong: dietchola: do twin boys have the same penis size? Tumblr in deep thought. Things I never thought about about until I join tumblr #1658 cole sprouse has a tumblr lets ask him good idea
My roommates currently having shower sex while I sit in bed playing with my cat.
convolutedscience: assiest: double standards disgust me. when a guy sleeps with a ton of women he’s a stud but when a girl sleeps with a ton of women she’s a lesbian That was not the way I expected that sentence to end.
thorinmyside: being sad while on tumblr is difficult because funny shit pops up on your dash and you laugh and you’re like “no do not interrupt my sadness with your funny gifs stop that”
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived,...– (via catharinethegreat)
clickclackbaang: I’m tired of being this sad all the time. and I can’t shake it out of me.
shnji: I have such a problem with secondhand embarrassment that if I’m watching something and a character does something that I find even the littlest bit embarrassing I have to either mute the TV or plug my ears and avert my eyes. It makes me really anxious.
mew-in-the-tardis: jesuschristvevo: is it data or data Somehow I knew exactly what you were asking
I don’t care if he could give me the world. I don’t want the world. I want to feel better
calliopesragingboner: one-hamburger: dicksp8jr: fionaaelizabeth: If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead what do coral even get stressed about Current events Get out.
ifyoucarryonthisway: school dress codes actually make me so mad its 90 degrees and this school has no air conditioning and i cant wear a tank top because boys might get distracted by my shoulders man if u cant control your boner over my upper arms thats your own damn problem my nigga
When someone touches my phone
totally-relatable: At first I’m like Then I remember something inappropriate in it: And I’m like:
I’m scared I’ll miss you a little bit forever.
When random happy songs come on Norah jones pandora WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO TO ME
ghibligoo: when teenagers think that their relationship is going to last forever
Respect yourself enough to walk away from anything that no longer serves you,...– Robert Tew (via raspberrying)